We call our self creative perverts…. Why?? Let me explain there are people who have excess of @#*&$# ..the distort types , the harmful ones
And then there are OUR Types who are simply over packed with creativity… bole toh overflowing one which will wet you, irritate you, anger you, … but definitely not ignorable. If you belong to this category of “snobbish humble”( snob as we know we are the best coolest gang to hang out with…n humble as we accept this fact) attitude join us!
You cannot ignore a change or a creative persuade… remember if God didn’t believe in creative variation trust be there would be ONE and not TEN commandments.
So let me take you on the roller coaster ride to creative jam… n ya plz do remember to squeeze in many to make room for…“If you are not living on the edge…you occupying too much space”
So now that you are here let me introduce you to the SELF RIGHTEOUS ONES
NOW FOR THE TIP OF THE DAY
HOW DO WE START ROLLING????
Trust me Loads of RESEARCH
Research to update our work, your brand…. be in par with world, Blah blah blah blah blah etc etc
After half an hour we automatically filter out advices, decorum … everything sounds Blah blah blah…. So if you really want our attention and us to give you a creative journey either be eccentric and courageous like us or you hold us at GUNPOINT (short range remember we are fast)!!
Steps to be creative the professional guide to NERDS
• The lights in the day/ noon / night sky or your desk.
• People PEOPLE people… observe them the good ones, the nasty ones, the shitty ones (the real People who do PDAS of their hygiene habits) the ugly ones, the sexy ones, the fuckables, the chicks, the cocks and whatever ones… in short all those show offs except you. Make them feel under the microscope! That will not give you any creative ideas but definitely make others feel that you are up to something and something REAL BIG!
• Statutory Warning : Under no circumstances what so ever watch yourself in the mirror or observe yourself…. As if you do so You might waste a lot of years in getting a PHD in Abstract Living Extraterrestrial Art (ALET) and trust me it’s a dead investment(self experience)
• Observe your neighbors kids, pets, wife, relatives, cars, toys, music system, ….. ( So next time you know when you are short of something which and where is the direct source to your necessities). Its called survival first aid kit.
And when you are done with the above… be humble and except that you are NOT CREATIVE and are a Huge waste… damn it Go take up an IT JOB!
And for all who enjoyed this well you are sarcastic, mean, ruthless, weird, eccentric, cracked up and CREATIVE
WEL COME TO OUR WORLD
Lets be messiah and save this world from boredom… Join in to share your creative insights about anything music, art, literature……
UNTILL DEATH DO US SANE… ASS TA LA VISTA ….love meghana